Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Mature jokes

(1)GIRL:SUPPOSE MY LEFT LEG IS LUNCH AND RIGHT LEG IS DINNER,WHAT
WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?

BOY:I WUD LIKE TO HAVE LOTS OF SNACKS BETWEEN LUNCH AND DINNER.

(2)SANTA:TUMHARI WIFE GUM HUI TO POLICE KO Q NAHI BATAYA?
BANTA:JAB MERA SCOOTER GUM HUA THA TO UNHONE 15/20 DIN ISTEMAL
KARKE LOUTAYA THA.

(3)ONE HORDING IN A LINGERIE SHOP:
:WE STOCK BRA N PANTIES IN FOLLOWING SIZES:-
:Mmunhhn:
:Oohhh:
:Aaaha:
:WOW:
and also
:Baap Re Baap:&
:Hey Ram:sizes!:

(4)Poet Faiz was in love with Nurjahan n asked her for sex..

She blushed n said-
aapne Bahut badi cheej mng li hai...
Faiz-Agar itni badi hai to fir rahne do.

(5)Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi,
Padosan-Kya hua?
Mahila-Pati ne mara
Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the
Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha.

(6)Boss to his seceratary:- Book My Ticket 4 London & Suno Mera Naam
D.K.Bose Likhwana.Warna Airport Pe Mera Naam BHOS D.K Announce Hota
Hai.

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