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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

2010 GRAMMY

The 10 Most Shocking 2010 GRAMMY Moments... In Photos! by MTV




1.) KATY PERRY SIDE BOOB! Repeat... KATY PERRY! SIDEBOOB! Thanks to Zac Posen, the miracles of double-sided tape, and a sliding scale of modesty, Katy Perry gave her fans a little peekaboo surprise. She probably also made some new fans. You're welcome.


2.) BRITNEY'S RELATIVELY PANTS-FREE OUTFIT! BRITNEY SPEARS DID attend the GRAMMYs. Though she made an understated entrance on the red carpet, her outfit was anything but. Perhaps in an homage to "Pants On The Ground," Britney's black see-through Dolce & Gabbana looked like it was missing a bottom half but ACTUALLY had a quite "demure" knee-length skirt, thank you very much. (Still, any outfit that demands a bikini wax means you're basically not wearing pants.)



3.) BEYONCE ADOPTED JUSTIN BIEBER! #okaynotreally







4.) CELINE DION PROPOSED TO LADY GAGA! She said yes! #thatalsodidnotreallyhappen

5.) JAMIE FOXX DRESSED UP LIKE SHREK. Or the cat from Shrek. Take your pick.

Check out more shocking moments from the 2010 GRAMMY Awards after the jump!

7.) PINK AS THE VIRGIN MARY AND A HUMAN SPRINKLER: Pink started out her GRAMMY performance looking like a religious icon. She ended it upside-down, in a body suit that looked like it was made of athletic tape, doing her best impression of a Waterpik showerhead. #lovedit

8.) BEYONCE'S CROTCH GRAB: That. Girl. Got. NASTAY. She grabbed her crotch, sang Alanis Morissette's ode to illicit behavior in a movie theater, and then got all Adam Lambert-at-the-AMAs freaky-deaky with the crotch grab. #totallylovedit



9.) IMOGEN HEAP'S OUTFIT: I mean WHO wears FLATS on the red carpet! (SMDH.)

10.) SNOOKI WAS AT THE GRAMMYS! Because... she's Snooki! As the inventor of the poof, it was kinda sad to see that Snooki's hair wasn't getting her signature height at the GRAMMYs. (Also, is Snooki morphing into the fourth Kardashian sister?) Snooki did, however, meet Katy Perry, so the night was still a win.













Friday, May 20, 2011

They are really best friends







       
















 
   
     
   
   
       
   
   
   
   
   
   

Monday, June 8, 2009

The "G-Spot"

¡Hola! Everybody...
I’ve been very busy today!

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-=[ Hitting the “G” Spot ]=-


Well, my birthday picnic/ BBQ was a blast! I had a great time, my feeling was that a good time was had by all. I want to thank my friends and family for making it such a special occasion... special thanks to my sister for hosting the event, Julie for slaving over that grill, and Deborah for making ti though she's this far from the emergency unit and for lugging that thousand pound watermelon. LOL! And of course much thanks to everyone else! Unfortunately we didn't have any white or black people. I hope next time there are more gringos to help create diversity.

Not too long ago, I was having a discussion with my boss regarding my work. I’ve been experiencing some major challenges and feeling stuck. At one point, she turned to me and said, “You’re not hitting you G-spot, Eddie, that’s the problem.”

I was a bit taken aback by the comment because my boss is more often than not more politically correct in her language usage. Then I started laughing. I asked her to clarify and how she explained it was that hitting your G-spot is a lot like losing touch with your creative flow. I’m known as a creative individual who makes it a habit to think “outside the box,” but sometimes, as we all do, I lose focus and get stuck on what I can’t do, rather than what I can do.

But more importantly, “hitting the g-spot” is really about enjoying the process of what one does. It’s about being immersed in the work, of finding that balance between flow and dynamic tension. It’s hitting the g-spot even during difficult times or when doing mundane stuff, like washing the dishes or sharing times with friends and family.

Life is full of countless opportunities for hitting the g-spot and yesterday was one of them.

As I sat down and watched all my friends get together, sharing laughter and good feelings, I was once again reminded that life’s greatest riches are found in such moments. As human beings, we are social creatures and connection and contact are like psycho-spiritual food. without it, there is no meaning and we starve and wither. In the midst of our support network, we find common ground, we feel safety, and we rejoice, partaking in sustenance and good feeling.

That’s what life is all about.

Hitting that G-spot with friends old and new and with family.

I grew up in a horrible environment rife with poverty, ugliness, and violence. But I was fortunate in that I grew up in a community. I was fortunate in that I grew up in neighborhoods where people looked out for one another, helped rear each other's children and created some measure of sanity in a world that was at best apathetic to our existence. It’s sad truth, but community -- real community -- is hard to find these days. It seems to me that we have all contracted into solitary pockets of isolated small groups living in fear of one another and living lives of quiet desperation.

That’s a sad existence.

Yesterday, I was reminded once again that community is not only possible, it is necessary and wonderful. sure, there will always be personality issues and egos and pettiness -- the full catastrophe of life! But at heart, when we come together, it is the principle of community that trumps the personalities.

When we’re too old and sent to nursing homes, all we will have are these moments of connections -- instances of hitting the g-spot. the only thing you will be allowed to take with you are those moments of joy that you accumulate throughout your life. And that joy will reverberate long after you’re gone and in that way, you will live through your actions.

Personally, I will always strive for community, whether it’s a cyber community, or a fellowship of men and women, or me acting out when they throw my nassy ass in some nursing home when I get old and cantankerous.

Thanks to the men and women who came yesterday, broke bread with me, and shared their joy.

But ladies? Next time wear panties! I was only kidding about the event being a “no-panties” event.

Duh!

::runs::

Love,

Eddie

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Mature jokes

(1)GIRL:SUPPOSE MY LEFT LEG IS LUNCH AND RIGHT LEG IS DINNER,WHAT
WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?

BOY:I WUD LIKE TO HAVE LOTS OF SNACKS BETWEEN LUNCH AND DINNER.

(2)SANTA:TUMHARI WIFE GUM HUI TO POLICE KO Q NAHI BATAYA?
BANTA:JAB MERA SCOOTER GUM HUA THA TO UNHONE 15/20 DIN ISTEMAL
KARKE LOUTAYA THA.

(3)ONE HORDING IN A LINGERIE SHOP:
:WE STOCK BRA N PANTIES IN FOLLOWING SIZES:-
:Mmunhhn:
:Oohhh:
:Aaaha:
:WOW:
and also
:Baap Re Baap:&
:Hey Ram:sizes!:

(4)Poet Faiz was in love with Nurjahan n asked her for sex..

She blushed n said-
aapne Bahut badi cheej mng li hai...
Faiz-Agar itni badi hai to fir rahne do.

(5)Ek mahila ki aankh suzi hui thi,
Padosan-Kya hua?
Mahila-Pati ne mara
Padosan-Lekin mere khyal se tumahre pati Delhi gaye hue the
Mahila-Mera bhi yahi khyal tha.

(6)Boss to his seceratary:- Book My Ticket 4 London & Suno Mera Naam
D.K.Bose Likhwana.Warna Airport Pe Mera Naam BHOS D.K Announce Hota
Hai.

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